(after I see an ambulance on my way to work) -How sad it is to see an ambulance...especially before 7am. -I hope nobody is dying. -What if I died on my way to work? -If I did I'm glad I don't have any debts that anyone would have to take care of. -But wait, my taxes aren't done! -Good thing all my W-2's and other tax information is right on top of my bookshelf; it would be easy for Diana to find. (Question: would I still have to pay my taxes if I died?) -Nobody knows my passwords to anything, though. -Maybe I should write all my account numbers/passwords down. -But what if a burglar found them? -Where does one keep written passwords? -In a safe? -But that's exactly where the burglar would think they would be. -The parents in the 90's Richie Rich movie had their safe in a mountain like mount rushmore, only with their faces on it. -They had to sing a song together to get into it. -But they didn't keep passwords or valuables in the safe; only sentimental things like Macaulay Culkin's baby carriage.
And then I went back to singing along with Ingrid.