31 January 2012

dd, if i had a billion dollars edition

If I had a billion dollars* I would...

...have weekly or daily massages. Let's just say an on-call masseuse.
...have someone do my hair and makeup every day.
...whisk myself away on vacation whenever I wanted.
...take tennis lessons from Andy Roddick.
...have a black-tie event with a private performance from Michael Buble.
...throw magnificent parties.
...attempt to be trendy.

*because let's face it: a million just doesn't go as far as it used to.

3 comments:

kg said...

So basically you're saying you'd like to be Oprah. :) You would also share your wealth with your oldest sister :)l

Chris and Jenn Roundy said...

Hahaha! I love this list and would copy everything on here (except the tennis lessons) if I had a billion dollars, too. Maybe someday we'll be billionaires together and we can attend each others' Michael Buble parties! :-)

Emily said...

Oh I would love to have someone do my hair and makeup every day!!!!!!!! You made me laugh! Miss ya!