If I had a billion dollars* I would...
...have weekly or daily massages. Let's just say an on-call masseuse.
...have someone do my hair and makeup every day.
...whisk myself away on vacation whenever I wanted.
...take tennis lessons from Andy Roddick.
...have a black-tie event with a private performance from Michael Buble.
...throw magnificent parties.
...attempt to be trendy.
*because let's face it: a million just doesn't go as far as it used to.
6 days ago